March 2012
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nick-the-mick asked: You are awesome! Thanks you, and Ty and Zane, for indulging me in the fun.
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this was me tonight
Me: Time to diet!
Soda: Come on, you know you want me!
Cheetos: HEY! If you're drinking soda you can't leave me out!
Pizza: Me either!
Me: FINE!
Me: *Drink all soda
Me: *Eat all cheetos
Me: *Eat all pizza
Me: I hate myself!!
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Ty and Zane T-shirts Now Available →
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zane-z-garrett asked: Thank you - from both of us, since my smartass partner had to go stick his head in a cold shower. Just hoping we live up to a tiny fraction of our legacy.
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b-tyler-grady asked: I can honestly say that was unexpected and really kinda cool, but I don't know if I should be honored or taking cover right now.
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Dear Baseball,
I miss you. I miss the normalcy and consistency you added to my life. I miss having a game to turn on every day. I miss spending 3 hours with the team I love. I miss the exhilaration of wins and even the frustration of losses. This is a really sappy letter, but I don’t care. I miss you. Please come back soon.
Sincerely, a lonely baseball fan.
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maria-thorpe-ibn-laahad-deactiv asked: Abi Roux with a Tumblr, this almost seems too good to be true (suspicion and paranoia are just other terms for longevity) What made you decide to join this wonderful site?
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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How I feel about Chipper Jones announcing his...
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