Abi Roux

purveyor of fine black market orchids

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Like Freedom and Bacon

(no response to my most recent witticism)
Canadian:
Sorry, was running
Abi:
oh sure, rub it in
Canadian:
Then I had to change the kitty litter, if that makes you feel better
Canadian:
And I smell now
Abi:
you always smell
(long silence)
Abi:
you're showering now aren't you
(Canadian silence)
Abi:
you can't shower the canadian smell off, canadian! it's stuck on you!
(silence giving the bitchface)
Canadian:
LOL
Canadian:
That's okay. Better than smelling like an American
Abi:
americans smell like freedom and bacon. om nom nom
Canadian:
Canadians smells like snow and Canadian bacon, which is better
Canadian:
And maple syrup, because we're so sweet
Abi:
pft
(later in the evening)
Abi:
I think I need a shower
Abi:
I smell gross
Abi:
like... Canadian
Abi:
....wait, that might just be the litter box
Canadian:
*smacks*

Filed under canadians abi vs the canadian om nom nom she's my bff and that's why my soul is hollow

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