• close Tumblr
• go comb your hair, you have Cheetos stuck in there
• put on some pants. (yoga pants don’t count)
• go outside
• take a nice, deep breath and appreciate the beauty around you
• go back inside because it’s hot as hell and the cheetos in your hair are getting gooey
• check Tumblr
• think about how Zane would be irritated that a 12 step list is not numbered
• go to Riptide and double check that you’ve pre-ordered Stars & Stripes so you can get the book 2 days before the release
• check the countdown clock on Abi’s website
• count the steps, and then realize that Ty and his OCD would be inconsolable because the 12 step list only has 11 steps

And remember: