What’s the best way to make a writer write? Give them wireless that flows like dial-up, and a stunning view of the US Mint, i.e. a huge nondescript building, from the window.
No. You know what Philadelphia? You can take your ‘wireless’ and shove it up your ass!
The Braves clinched a playoff spot last night and I had to watch it on my phone! I CAN’T READ THE ARTICLES! I can’t see gifs! I can’t get my email to load! I can’t get maps of the area to explore!
IT TAKES FIVE GODDAMNED MINUTES FOR TUMBLR TO PULL UP.
WHY IS IT SO SLOW?!