What’s the best way to make a writer write? Give them wireless that flows like dial-up, and a stunning view of the US Mint, i.e. a huge nondescript building, from the window.
No. You know what Philadelphia? You can take your ‘wireless’ and shove it up your ass!
The Braves clinched a playoff spot…
It’s simple! Confess your undying love for the Phillies and we’ll give you the internet back!
Or. I could remain a loyal Braves fan and just not send the latest edits back to my editor because I have no email access.
I am going to see the Phillies and Nats play tonight, actually. So I will be going for the Phillies. The poor, playoff-less Phillies.