Abi Roux

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Abi Roux: What’s the best way to make a writer write? Give them wireless that...

deuce-grady:

abiroux:

What’s the best way to make a writer write? Give them wireless that flows like dial-up, and a stunning view of the US Mint, i.e. a huge nondescript building, from the window.

No. You know what Philadelphia? You can take your ‘wireless’ and shove it up your ass!

The Braves clinched a playoff spot…

It’s simple! Confess your undying love for the Phillies and we’ll give you the internet back!

Or. I could remain a loyal Braves fan and just not send the latest edits back to my editor because I have no email access.

I am going to see the Phillies and Nats play tonight, actually. So I will be going for the Phillies. The poor, playoff-less Phillies.

Filed under incoherent ranting bribery braves phillies boo hoo I need wireless to survive the wilderness

  1. deuce-grady reblogged this from abiroux and added:
    There’s always next year for the play-offs! And the year after that and the year after that… At least there’s hope for...
  2. abiroux reblogged this from deuce-grady and added:
    Or. I could remain a loyal Braves fan and just not send the latest edits back to my editor because I have no email...
  3. i-am-undercover reblogged this from abiroux and added:
    Ouch!
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