I: I hope the troops gave you a warmer reception than that. Did they fire into the air when… You were recently in Kuwait?
Karl: We were recently in Kuwait. No weapons fired, thankfully, but they loved the film.
I: Safety was on before you get out of the Blackhawk?
Karl: Safety was on.
I: They responded well to the film?
Karl: They loved it. It was really great to get over there and show them the film. It went down phenomenally well. We played pool with them and went for a ride in blackhawk helicopters which proved to be expensive for me; I lost my favourite pair of sunglasses. We decided to go like — it was nuts –-
I: To be honest: if you return from a warzone and that`s the worst that you can say?
Karl: Yeah yeah yeah. I was never in a warzone. But we decided to go kind of like “Apocalypse now” like “Do you want the doors open or closed?” And we are like “Open, Open!” And I am literally sitting in the windiest seat on the planet. And I am like *floundering* and like drools going duffffff onto the person next to me.
I: You`re like a dog leaning out the window in the countryside.
Karl: And at one point my glasses literally go queeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and out there and I am like “Noooooooooo! Go back! I know where they are!”
I: Can you circle back?
Karl: I`m telling you, there`s a styling-looking Arab out there.
I: One guy who`s like “Thanks Karl, appreciate it.”
Dare you not to crack your shit up reading this.