Posts tagged abi likes to torture the minions

flameddevil:

imyoungerthanthatnow:

abiroux:

Visit one little page to research something and I’m getting bridal magazines in the mail.

Researching something has led to bridal magazines? Bride, as in weddings

Researching

Weddings

re

searching

wed

dings

Oh Rachel, I love it that you thought the exact same thing as I did. LOL. We are all equally insane in this fandom and that makes me feel so relief. LOL 

Yes, that was meant as a tease.

But also, IT MAKES ME LOOK INSANE! I’ve been divorced for like 3 weeks, and now I’m getting Bridal books in my mailbox!!

Abi:

Minion Horde:

Abi:

Minion Horde:

Abi:

I sent a scene of book 7 to the doctor, along with the basic plot of the book. This is what she sent back:

I guess it’s going to be a long wait, huh?

• close Tumblr
• go comb your hair, you have Cheetos stuck in there
• put on some pants. (yoga pants don’t count)
• go outside
• take a nice, deep breath and appreciate the beauty around you
• go back inside because it’s hot as hell and the cheetos in your hair are getting gooey
• check Tumblr
• think about how Zane would be irritated that a 12 step list is not numbered
• go to Riptide and double check that you’ve pre-ordered Stars & Stripes so you can get the book 2 days before the release
• check the countdown clock on Abi’s website
• count the steps, and then realize that Ty and his OCD would be inconsolable because the 12 step list only has 11 steps

And remember:

I’ve been poking fun at my readers a lot lately, and I hope y’all are having as much fun as I am. Writing can be a solitary life sometimes, and you guys make it worth it.

My readers have begun to refer to themselves as minions.

My work here is nearly done.