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DABWAHA

jackean:

abiroux:

Okay, so the ragtag barely organized Minion Militia got us into the tournament with the vote-in, then got us through to the Sweet Sixteen with just a few reminders from Twitter and some serious organization from within the ranks. I’m proud of you, Militia. But now we’re down to the last two GLBT seeds in the tournament. Us and Them. Me against Lanyon, Kimberling, Hale, and Amara.

One fan base against four. As Ty would say, I like those odds.

Lanyon is one of the most upstanding, honorable, respected writers in the genre. He’s a white knight, and he’s readying his Fanyons for battle once more. I’ve decided it’s my duty to give him a worthy fight.

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It’s time to put the ragtag Militia to bed and bring forth the Legion. The next rounds start March 28. This is my official rallying cry.

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Filed under minions this is war peacock! abi vs the canadian

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Reason #1 why going to a baseball game with Abi is a bad idea. AKA, Adventures of a Canadian in the South

Canadian:
I am going swimming in the aquarium at some point that weekend
Canadian:
I don't care
Abi Roux:
uh huh
Abi Roux:
you can do that during the baseball game I am determined will happen
Canadian:
Fuck that I'm coming to the game too. I'll find time for both. They have yard long margaritas and we might get another baseball
Canadian:
Maybe it'll even hit you this time
Abi Roux:
I catch baseballs. I don't let them hit me *g*
Canadian:
You had one job that weekend, dude. It was to catch any baseballs that were going to hit me. You failed. So I have never actually seen you catch a baseball
Abi Roux:
I LOST IT IN THE SUN
Canadian:
ONE JOB
Abi Roux:
hey, even if I couldn't catch a baseball, I can duck.
Canadian:
I hate you
Canadian:
If another baseball hits me, I don't care if its signed by heyward, I'm keeping it
Abi Roux:
"heads up" means duck, not stick your foot under a falling object
Canadian:
If my foot hadn't slowed it down you wouldn't have caught it on the bounce
Abi Roux:
yes I would have. baseballs have very predictable trajectories
Canadian:
And if it hadn't hit my foot it would have been a different trajectory
Abi Roux:
nope, solid cement floor, 85 degree angle, it would have bounce up, hit under your chair, and rattled around until I grabbed it.
Canadian:
If you can figure that out you should have been able to CATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
Abi Roux:
BUT IT'S A BETTER STORY IF IT BOUNCES OFF YOUR FOOT
Canadian:
MY FOOT DISAGREES
Abi Roux:
my ass doesn't. because I laughed it off.
Abi Roux:
BAHAHHAAAA
Canadian:
I hate you

Filed under abi vs the canadian baseball is awesome I can catch a baseball but that shit hurts when it's hit that high

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I Don't Even Know

Canadian:
Ohhh, it's like summerlicious
Abi:
What
Canadian:
Prixe fixe meals at fancy restaurants
Abi:
Jesus Christ, have you reverted to speaking Canadian again?
Canadian:
I always speak Canadian. You're just becoming fluent
Abi:
NO

Filed under abi vs the canadian

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Like Freedom and Bacon

(no response to my most recent witticism)
Canadian:
Sorry, was running
Abi:
oh sure, rub it in
Canadian:
Then I had to change the kitty litter, if that makes you feel better
Canadian:
And I smell now
Abi:
you always smell
(long silence)
Abi:
you're showering now aren't you
(Canadian silence)
Abi:
you can't shower the canadian smell off, canadian! it's stuck on you!
(silence giving the bitchface)
Canadian:
LOL
Canadian:
That's okay. Better than smelling like an American
Abi:
americans smell like freedom and bacon. om nom nom
Canadian:
Canadians smells like snow and Canadian bacon, which is better
Canadian:
And maple syrup, because we're so sweet
Abi:
pft
(later in the evening)
Abi:
I think I need a shower
Abi:
I smell gross
Abi:
like... Canadian
Abi:
....wait, that might just be the litter box
Canadian:
*smacks*

Filed under canadians abi vs the canadian om nom nom she's my bff and that's why my soul is hollow