sofarfromtheedge:

Dear fandom, 

I want my stuff this summer. I want my Ty/Zane ficlet (don’t you want to see them skype together? I know I do!), I want Nick/Kelly, I want to see Nick and Zane nerd all over the floor in the zombie apocalypse novel, while they plot their way out with guns. Hell, I want to be surprised with bribery, I didn’t even know I wanted. 

Guess what?

You want it, too! You might not know you do, but you do. Trust me. 

Do you want to wait until November before you can get more of these guys? No, you don’t. Which means, you have to vote right now and every day until July 4th. It means cheating, stealing, bribing, threatening and creating fake email accounts. It means having the law breathing down your neck and you won’t care, because this is important!

I have no clue about baseball. Not one. But it’s my birthday in July and if I can get these guys as an early present (or late), I will be a happy gal. 

Ps. You know you want to vote no matter what, dolls. - www.mlb.com

Pps. The gif totally makes you want to vote ! - www.mlb.com

I like you. You’re persuasive.

So it’s that time again. Last year I told you if certain players made the All-Star team, I would give you a reward. This year is no different.

Justin Upton, Chris Johnson, and Andrelton Simmons need to be there. And if Evan Gattis isn’t picked I will riot, but that’s out of our hands. Pitchers aren’t chosen by fans, so that’s out of our hands as well.

Here are my terms.

• If three (or more) Braves make the All-Star team I will write a reward scene similar to Dine & Dash last year. It will feature Ty and Zane.
• If Justin Upton, who has 1,184,249 votes, passes Buster fucking Posey (1,275,956) for the most votes in the league, I will write another scene, this one involving Nick and Kelly.
• If all four of the players I mentioned above make it (you can vote for Evan Gattis as a write-in, but mostly that one’s out of your hands. Sorry.) I will write the zombie apocalypse, Cut & Run style.
• If a Brave is in the final vote like last year, I reserve the right to bribe you with something else that you didn’t know you wanted.

atlantabraves:

The 2013 All-Star Game ballot is now available! So what should you do?  First, go to http://atmlb.com/17XAxLz and start voting. Then, REBLOG this so your friends know you’re busy voting Braves all day.

There’s a reward in it.

stina-c:

Oh hell yeah! My interest in the Atlanta Braves has just increased EXPONENTIALLY!!!

That’s right, baby. I WILL FORCE YOU TO LOVE MY BRAVES

(Source: minion-cris, via arver7)

sjdpeterson:

Dear god!! She really does have NO shame!!! Abi Roux is now pimping out her fellow authors. What can she possibly get Tj Klune and Eric Arvin to do if she wins?? Vote! I need to find out!!! http://dabwaha.com/

That’s right. I have photographic evidence of their writer’s retreat dalliances, and I shall share it with the world if I win this round!

flameddevil:

bluedevilisinthedetails:

So it begins…

Go vote!